1. This game is for anyone with access to and a desire to use social media.

    Find a picture of a rock (you can’t use the one above that one’s mine).

    Post it on Facebook, Twitter, Friendster, or your social media of choice/compulsion.

    Share your rock. Try to convince others to share it.

    Whoever’s rock gets the furthest wins.

  2. This game is for one or many players.

    Shit in a box.

  3. This game can only be played by my housemates.

    To play, look at the photo above.

    If you’re the person that did this, you win Laziest Housemate.

  4. This game can be played outdoors.

    If you see someone go by on a skateboard, shout/sing at them “THAT’S THE POWER OF LOVE!”

    If they respond positively, you both win.

    Double-points if they’re skitching.

  5. there are two groups of players:
    likers
    and haters

    when you read these rules flip a coin

    if it’s heads you’re a liker
    if tails you’re a hater

    if you’re a liker, okay :)
    if you’re a hater, tweet #ihatepanicbird

    :<

  6. A carbon dating sim

  7. The object of the game is to control speech recognition software (Siri, Kinect, Google Glass) only through singing.

    You win every time you do this. You win more if there are other people around.

  8. imageThis game can be played by anyone attending the 2013 Game Developers Conference in San Francisco, California.

    The object of the game is to avoid being badgered.

    The other object of the game is to badger badgers.

    A badger is any person wearing their GDC badge around their neck OUTSIDE the Moscone center, on any street other than that bit of Howard running between the buildings, and 4th between Howard and Minna (see map).

    If you spot a badger, go up to them and say “Badger!” (This is called badgering.)

    If they give you a confused look, tell them you’re playing Badger, and explain the rules.

    Confused or not, make sure they take off their badge.

    If you’re badgered by someone who is, themselves, a badger, you can retort with “MUSHROOM!"

    And then you should both highfive.

    And then take off your badges.

    (inspired by Adam Orth’s pet peeve)

  9. This game requires Facebook to play, and can only be played on your birthday.

    Your goal is to earn as many points as possible.

    You earn one point for every birthday message that somebody posts on your Facebook wall.

    You lose one point for every “Happy Birthday [your name here]!”

    You lose two points for every “Happy Birthday!” (with one or more exclamation points).

    You lose three points for every “Happy Birthday” (with no exclamation).

  10. This game requires an Xbox 360 with Kinect.

    The object of the game is to issue commands to the Kinect’s voice recognition system, without ever saying any of the actual command words the Kinect is listening for.

    For example, if you’re watching a movie on Netflix and you want to pause, don’t say “Xbox, pause” — say “Eggs bugs, boss.”

    When you play this game, everyone’s a winner.

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